Tight Ass [hot] -
An inability to relax. A deep, religious devotion to rules, receipts, and being "technically correct" (the best kind of correct, according to them). They are frugal to the point of reusing dental floss. They are rigid. They are... wound up.
In anatomical terms, this refers to hypertonic gluteal muscles. You know that feeling when you’ve been driving for six hours straight, or you did 100 heavy squats yesterday, and now your glutes feel like concrete? That is a clinically tight backside. tight ass
This is the person who reminds the teacher about the homework. The one who separates their M&Ms by color before eating them. The one who uses a level to hang a post-it note. An inability to relax
A tight ass (the muscle) holds stress. A tight ass (the person) holds grudges. Neither is productive. Take a deep breath into your lower belly. Let it go. They are rigid
Lower back pain. Difficulty touching your toes. Sitting down feels like plopping onto a bag of rocks.
Have you ever met a person who is physically tight from sitting hunched over a spreadsheet for ten years, and also personality-wise tight because they are stressed about the spreadsheet?