"Of course," he says. "But first, let me just make a quick stop at Woh Dukaan ."

So, here is the marriage mantra:

You turn to your Pati (husband) with love in your eyes. "Chalo," you say. "We will go together. Family time."

We have all seen the classic movie Pati, Patni Aur Woh . In the film, the ‘Woh’ (the other person) is the source of all drama. But let me tell you a secret. In real life, the third angle of this triangle isn’t a person. It’s a place.

And to the Shopkeeper of Woh Dukaan —please, for the love of God, start accepting UPI. The Patni is tired of hearing, "Do you have change for a 500?"