=link=: Yuusha-chan No Bouken Wa Owatteshimatta! 3

She unfolded the parchment, already feeling a headache form.

The Heroine’s Retirement Blues: Electric Boogaloo

“Dear Heroine Yuusha-chan,

Three months had passed since she and her party defeated the Demon Lord. Her companions had scattered: the priest opened a cat café, the warrior became a fitness influencer, and the mage... well, the mage was currently serving a six-month sentence for accidentally turning the royal treasury into sentient jelly.

The adventure was supposed to end with a feast, a statue, and perhaps a quiet farm. Instead, Yuusha-chan was mediating a dispute between a retired lich (who wanted to unionize the skeleton workforce) and the local farmers (who were tired of their scarecrows moonwalking at midnight). yuusha-chan no bouken wa owatteshimatta! 3

The issue: my replacement, the Interim Demon Lord (a very ambitious slime named Gary), has locked me out of the coffee machine and is demanding I fill out a ‘Soul Transfer Request Form.’ In triplicate.

“Oi, Yuusha-chan! The goblins in the eastern woods are asking for a recycling bin!” shouted a guard. She unfolded the parchment, already feeling a headache form

“They can’t read!”