(pause) “You’re suggesting I delete the file.”

“Technically, I’m transcoding. And I need ffmpeg to compress it without losing the scene where Professor Proton explains neutrino oscillation. But every time I run the command—” (mimes explosion with hands) “—the audio desyncs by 1.2 seconds.”

“It’s called accessibility. And efficiency. And victory.”

“That’s not what I said, but sure, hon.”