Tonight, I tried to shut down the cluster. The terminal froze. Then, slowly, it printed:
Lyon is not the city of lights, Mr. Mercier. It is the city of the gaze. And your pipeline has been watching you back for seven months. tma devops lyon
+-----------------------+ | BUILD SUCCESSFUL | | Total time: 2 centuries| | Final artifact: dread | | Deployed to: your mind| +-----------------------+ And below that, in a font I've never installed: Tonight, I tried to shut down the cluster
I don't want to fix the build anymore. I just want the logs to stop saying my name before I type it. tma devops lyon