If they hand me a soda, I win. If they call security, I also win.
The coupon read: “Buy 2 Get 1 Free. Valid at participating gas stations. Not valid for cash value.”
So, when I woke up this morning and saw an email with the subject line: — my brain did a double-take.
Let’s be honest. We all went to Hemisphere B.
Here is where the internet breaks your brain into two distinct hemispheres:
“Oh, nice! Squirt is that citrus soda. The grapefruit one. That stuff is great with a shot of vodka or just on a hot day. I wonder if it’s for the 12-pack or the 2-liter bottles?”