Spooky Pregnant School: The Quickening !!install!! -

When The Quickening ends, you are wheeled to the “Delivery Wing.” The doors have no handles. The walls are lined with wet, red velvet.

At , we do not teach biology. We teach echoes .

It is written in the style of a (a "lost student handbook entry"). THE QUICKENING An excerpt from the St. Agatha’s Guide to Term 3 (Unabridged, 1974) Warning to the Newly Swollen: By the time you feel the first flutter, it is already too late to withdraw. spooky pregnant school: the quickening

You will file into the basement auditorium. The lights are the color of a bruise. You will lie on a gurney. A cold, stethoscope-like device—too long, too flexible—will be inserted into your navel.

There is no failing. Only premature dilation . Graduation is not a ceremony. It is a cough . When The Quickening ends, you are wheeled to

You will be sitting in Remedial Latin. You will feel a tiny, sharp kick against your lower ribs. You will gasp. The girl next to you—her belly a perfect, taut globe—will not look up. She knows what that kick means:

Term 1 is for (dull, silent, theoretical). Term 2 is for Gestation of Habit (the halls grow warmer; you crave chalk dust and raw liver). But Term 3? Term 3 is The Quickening . What is The Quickening? In mundane medicine, it is simply when the mother first feels fetal movement. At St. Agatha’s, it is when the curriculum begins to move inside you . We teach echoes

“What is the square root of a nursery rhyme?” Question 2: “If you have three shadows, but only one mother, which shadow carries the scissors?” Question 3 (Practical): “Make the thing inside you kick in perfect 4/4 time. On the off-beat, whisper the name of the girl who will not survive delivery week.”