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Every time he used a shake to jump dimensions, a piece of his original Bikini Bottom shattered and floated away like a broken mirror shard. Patrick forgot he was a starfish and started believing he was a lampshade. Squidward’s clarinet turned into an actual screaming squid. Gary’s shell became a portal to a dimension of angry, talking garden gnomes. spongebob cosmic shake nsp

SpongeBob landed face-down in his own living room. The bottle was gone. Only a single, glowing jellyfish remained, winking at him before phasing through the wall. o S afe P arameters

He threw the bottle into the center of the void and shouted, Squidward’s clarinet turned into an actual screaming squid

He didn’t just travel to different dimensions. He shook them. One moment, he was in Jellyfish Fields. The next, he was a living, breathing spatula in a medieval kingdom ruled by a ruthless King Plankton. Then, in a world where Sandy was the mayor of a neon-soaked New Kelp City and Mr. Krabs was a humble, penniless monk.

That’s when the mysterious bottle appeared on his nightstand. A swirling, galaxy-filled bottle labeled Cosmic Shake NSP — Nautical Soda Pop . No return address, just a sticky note: “Shake well. Reality may vary.”

SpongeBob, ever the optimist, ignored the fine print. He shook it. Once. Twice. Three times.