Yes, but only to people who have forgotten how to breathe without an achievement badge. Sjog wisely.
This is not an app. It’s a gentle intervention. The moment you open it, your phone’s clock starts ticking backward—slowly, like honey falling up. You can’t set reminders, timers, or goals. Instead, it asks one question: “What time did you last feel real?” I typed “last Tuesday, 4:17 PM, feeding pigeons.” Suddenly, my calendar cleared. My Slack went silent. A soft voice (Swedish? AI?) said: “Sjog your mytime now.” sjog mytime
I downloaded on a whim at 2:47 AM, fueled by insomnia and a suspicious algorithm. The icon is just a blurry hourglass. No description. No reviews. Red flag? Absolutely. Did I proceed? Obviously. Yes, but only to people who have forgotten
It Broke My Clock, Then Fixed My Soul Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐☆ (4.5/5) It’s a gentle intervention