R/pirated [best] Guide

→ r/nosleep banned me. They said my post was “too unrealistic.” u/DefinitelyNotAVirus (987 points) Did you at least get Photoshop working?

Look, I’ve been sailing the high seas since Napster was a baby. I know the rules. Read the megathread. Check the comments. Avoid the skull-and-crossbones skulls that are actually malware. r/pirated

→ That’s where I got my first copy of Windows 95. But Gary got arrested last spring. You know a guy? → r/nosleep banned me

The text was from my own number. I looked at the front camera hole on my phone. The little green dot was on. I know the rules

Then Thursday night, I heard a sound. A soft thump from my office. I live alone. My cat was on the bed with me. I grabbed a flashlight and crept downstairs.

→ No. But it did open MS Paint and draw a very detailed sketch of my bedroom window from the outside. I’m on the second floor. u/RedditAdmin_IRL (452 points) — Removed by moderator [Comment deleted: “Stop spreading FUD about our sponsors. Adobe Genuine Service is completely safe.”] u/LastSeenIn2005 (1.1k points) New copypasta just dropped. Also, OP, check your carbon monoxide detector. Seriously. Half the time these stories end with “and then I realized I was just huffing paint fumes.”