Pokemon Messed Up ((better)) — No Login

So here’s to the mess. Here’s to the 1/256 Miss. Here’s to getting frozen by Ice Beam and never thawing. Here’s to the broken, beautiful chaos of 1996.

You pay money to enter. You have limited steps. You find a Chansey. You throw a Rock. It runs away. You throw Bait. It runs away. You throw a Safari Ball. It runs away. pokemon messed up

And I wouldn’t have it any other way.