The servers are stagnating. The scripted loops are boring. The "Chosen One" narrative is overdone. It’s time to give a voice to the voiceless (even if that voice is still a little glitchy and gets stuck on the letter 'M').
Located in the forgotten sector of the server between the "Glitchy Mountain Pass" and the "Unused Tutorial Island," the is the first and only institution dedicated to the recruitment, training, and liberation of the world’s most overlooked digital denizens. npc capture academy
Join the NPC Capture Academy today. Bring your own lasso. Leave your empathy at the login screen. The servers are stagnating