Modern Family Halloween -
The Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker Halloween Gauntlet
(pride and horror mixing on his face): "That’s... actually legally sound." modern family halloween
Everyone groans. The flaming pumpkin finally sets off the smoke alarm. Lily serves the subpoena. Fade to black on a title card: modern family halloween
(downs a whole glass of red wine, taser still in hand) "Only six more hours until November 1st." modern family halloween
(wearing a store-bought Spider-Man mask and nothing else): "I’m Spider-Man. I poop in the yard."
Jay and Gloria’s house. It is eerily quiet. A single, elegant skeleton made of real Italian marble sits on the porch. A bowl of organic, gluten-free candy corn sits next to it.
