My heart cracked a little. “That’s very honest.”
“Yes, Miss Chaos Demon?”
Sprog is not a pet. Sprog is their seven-year-old daughter, Penelope (yes, same name—a coincidence that feels like a curse). But she is not a Penelope. She is a chaos demon in glittery sneakers. miss penelope dork diaries
Little Penelope looked up. She had one blue eye and one green eye, and they both held the cold, calculating intelligence of a tiny CEO. “No, you’re not,” she said. My heart cracked a little
But the real trouble started with the diary. and they both held the cold
“Hello,” I said, my voice calm. “I’m Miss Penelope.”