Imagine if someone diluted a ghost’s fart in a saucer of warm, off-brand oat milk. That is the color. A pale, sickly beige that suggests lactose intolerance and poor life choices.
Let me be clear: I did not buy this. I did not brew this. I did not ask the universe for this specific olfactory nightmare. milky cat piss
It smells like regret, but the cat won’t stop drinking it. Imagine if someone diluted a ghost’s fart in