“The only thing they were committed to was a joint appearance fee and a matching spray tan. This wasn’t a love story. It was a marketing meeting with feelings as an afterthought.”

Paparazzi shot of two young stars (e.g., an actor and a singer) holding hands at a Dodgers game, both looking miserable.

Let’s talk about the contractual chemistry era. These two dated for exactly 4 months. Why? She had an album dropping. He had a rom-com flopping. The math was mathing. 🧮

Us Weekly: “Are They or Aren’t They?” People: “Sources Say It’s Casual” TMZ: “Split! Who Got the Dog?”