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“Jayden! The muscle! Perfect!” she shrieked, air-kissing both his cheeks. “We’re doing a test run for my new lifestyle brand, ‘Pam-ify Your Life!’ Bill, honey, did you get the kale?”

“You’re right,” she said. “Pam-ify Your Life needs a segment for the practical man.” She grabbed her glitter clipboard and scribbled furiously. “New segment: ‘Rugged Rehab.’ Bill, you’re on! First episode: unclogging a sink using only a wire hanger and positive affirmations. Jayden, you can be the burly assistant who holds the flashlight and looks skeptical.” jayden jaymes, bill bailey my dad's hot girlfriend

“She’s just… full of ideas, son,” Bill had said, his eyes twinkling with a mixture of love and terror. “Jayden

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It all started on a sleepy Tuesday afternoon. Jayden was visiting his father, Bill Bailey, a retired plumber with a gentle laugh and a new lease on life. That lease was named Pam.