You’re not in college!
Bertha is why our security deposit is gone. halloween modern family episode
Your side once dressed as a gender-neutral tree. My side once won a parade float competition in Baton Rouge using only hay bales and a fog machine named Bertha. ACT TWO – THE CANDY CAPER At the Dunphy house, chaos erupts. The candy bowl is empty. Phil stands over a suspiciously lumpy magician’s cape. You’re not in college
LILY (16, in a black hoodie and ripped jeans, no visible costume) walks through the fog without expression. halloween modern family episode
Phil. Where is the emergency backup candy? The one labeled “DO NOT EAT – ACTUAL EMERGENCY”?
You look like you’re about to read me a breakup poem.
I’m gonna marry that idiot.