(Revolutionary War officer ghost) marches in.

(80s finance bro ghost, no pants) “It was a compliment!”

(scout leader ghost, arrow in neck) raises a hand.

Cut to: (Norse ghost, speaks in grunts and dramatic pauses) standing by the fireplace, holding a pretend drinking horn.

(70s hippie ghost, perpetually dazed) floats in sideways.

(1920s prohibition singer) appears next to Sam, adjusting her pearl necklace.

“So… episode five. What fresh chaos are we in for?”