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Wetherby’s face went gray. “Where did she learn that?”

“You know,” Carter said, “duckquackprep might have been the weirdest bookmark in my browser. But you? You’re the whole reason I clicked.”

“You heard the Quack,” Wetherby said. It wasn’t a question. duckquackprep

“She’s been doing it for five minutes.”

“They’re learning metacognitive uncertainty mapping ,” Wetherby corrected, offended. “When a human child mimics the Hesitant Feed , their anterior cingulate cortex lights up like a Christmas tree. It’ches the same neural groove that later lets them solve multivariable calculus while acknowledging the inherent limits of their own knowledge. Hence, no Dunning-Kruger effect. Our graduates know exactly what they don’t know. It’s revolutionary.” Wetherby’s face went gray

Wetherby sputtered about contracts and pedagogical integrity. But Carter was already pulling out his car keys. He looked at Eloise, then at the forty-six other children still frozen mid-drill, still waiting for permission to be brilliant.

Duckquack Preparatory Academy wasn’t on any map Carter trusted. It was nestled in a crook of the Hudson Valley where cell service went to die, behind a wrought-iron gate shaped like a stylized duck’s beak snapping shut. The brochure—mimeographed, smelling faintly of pond scum and ambition—had promised “a revolutionary kinetic-phonetic curriculum for the atypically gifted.” You’re the whole reason I clicked

“I… heard a rumor,” Carter replied carefully. “About a student who scored a perfect 1600 on the SAT by only studying the mating calls of the mallard?”