In a heartbeat. But I’m booking the appointment for a Friday night, so I have all weekend to recover.

Is Dr. Vindaloo for everyone? Absolutely not. The faint of heart, the weak of stomach, or anyone who thinks black pepper is “spicy” need not apply. But for those seeking a euphoric near-death experience followed by a lingering endorphin glow—and maybe a glass of milk the size of a growler—this doctor makes house calls.

The pork? Fall-apart tender, having absorbed the curry’s dark soul. The potatoes? Sponges of spicy regret and joy. dr vindaloo

★★★★☆ (4/5)