Cookie Clicker Wtf -

You start innocently enough. A single cookie on a gray screen. You click it. One cookie. You click it again. Two cookies. Simple. Relaxing. A little dumb, maybe.

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You promise to close the tab. You don’t. You leave it running for weeks . You wake up in cold sweat dreaming about golden cookies. You catch yourself whispering “elder frenzy” in the shower. cookie clicker wtf