Carol flies through three Kree warships, stops to fix her ponytail, then accidentally sneezes and destroys a fourth. The bad guys surrender out of sheer embarrassment. Post-Credits Scene Carol sits in a diner, eating onion rings. A pager buzzes. She looks at it. Looks at the onion rings. Puts the pager in a blender.
“You owe us, Vers.” CAROL: “I don’t even owe my library a late fee.” [blows up his ship with a side-eye] Goose the “Cat” (But Worse) Goose is still a Flerken, but instead of tentacles, he vomits expired coupons and passive-aggressive sticky notes . captain marvel parody
She crash-lands through the roof of a (it’s the ‘90s, after all). A teenager hands her a rewinding machine. She stares at it like it’s a Kree weapon. Carol flies through three Kree warships, stops to
“I’m on break.” Tone: Deadpan absurdist action-comedy Target audience: People who love superhero movies but think Carol should have just stayed in space with her space cat and zero Flerkens given. A pager buzzes
“You, like, okay?” CAROL: “I have no memory of who I am. But I do know one thing.” [pause] “That ‘non-fat yogurt’ poster over there is lying.” The Twist on Her Powers Carol is absurdly, comically overpowered — but completely apathetic. She can punch through a warship, but only if it’s in her way to a food court pretzel stand.
“That thing is an alien menace.” CAROL: “He’s a rescue. Also, he ate my last nerve. So congrats, Fury — you’re now my emotional support human.” Climax (Parody Style) The Skrulls reveal they’re not evil — just really bad at organizing group projects. Carol agrees to help, but only because their leader has a rare edition of Beverly Hills, 90210 on VHS.