I’m CakeCultist, and I don’t just bake cakes. I commune with them. I dream in crumbs. I’ve canceled plans for a perfect crumb coat and wept over a cracked mirror glaze (then fixed it with edible gold leaf, because that’s what faith looks like).
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Then cut with a serrated knife. Wipe the blade between slices. This is not fussiness. This is devotion. Want to join the inner circle? Start here. This cake has converted skeptics, silenced cynics, and made a vegan weep (in a good way). I’m CakeCultist, and I don’t just bake cakes
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