Dvd — Bloat

“Final feature!” Marcus shouted, desperate to justify the purchase. “ The Boot Camp Diaries – four hours of the cast lifting weights and complaining about protein shakes.”

Marcus just smiled and said, “Yeah. Good luck with that.” Not all bloat is value. Sometimes less really is more—especially when it’s a DVD of a mediocre movie padded with craft-service documentaries. bloat dvd

It was 2006. Marcus had just bought the Director’s Ultimate Vision DVD of his favorite action movie, Neutron Storm . The box promised: “OVER 12 HOURS OF EXTRAS!” “Final feature

By Disc 4, the pizza was cold, Leo had fallen asleep, and Jen was reading a book. “Final feature!” Marcus shouted