Big Butt Road Trip ((free)) [BEST]

By Hank O’Hara, Special to The Asphalt Jungle

We were stiff. We were tired. But we were laughing. big butt road trip

Let’s get one thing straight right out of the gate: This is not an article about a Kardashian entourage caravanning through Beverly Hills. By Hank O’Hara, Special to The Asphalt Jungle

4 out of 5 stars. (Deducted one star because the Honda Fit’s cup holders are a crime against humanity. Added one star for the sheer joy of ordering a T-shirt that reads “I Survived the Big Butt Road Trip.”) By Hank O’Hara