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Culturally, the relief would be profound. No more conflicted feelings at the zoo, watching an orangutan smoke a cigarette thrown by a tourist and recognizing the boredom in its eyes. No more queasy sense of trespass when watching a nature documentary’s tender scene of a mother chimp grooming her daughter. No more Planet of the Apes to trouble our sleep with visions of a justly conquered future. Without anthropoids, our myths remain clean: the clever fox, the loyal dog, the noble lion—none of them stare back with our eyes. We could return to a pre-Darwinian comfort, a solipsistic Eden where we are truly, utterly alone at the top.

At first glance, the concept seems monstrous—a ecological and ethical atrocity ripped from the pages of a dystopian novel. But let us set aside sentiment, that sticky residue of evolutionary kinship. Let us consider, with cold clarity, the radical proposition that the absence of the great apes might be not a tragedy, but a liberation. Not for them, of course—they would be gone. But for us . anthropoid free

Of course, a skeptic—a sentimentalist, a biologist, a person with a functioning moral compass—might object. They would point out that studying chimpanzees taught us that warfare is not an invention of civilization, but a deep evolutionary inheritance; that observing gorillas taught us that gentleness is not a failure of masculinity; that decoding the bonobo’s matriarchal, conflict-dissolving society offers a living alternative to our own violent hierarchies. They would say that to eliminate the anthropoids is not to free ourselves, but to amputate the only mirror that shows us what we truly are: a slightly more articulate ape, still smelling of the forest, still capable of both shattering cruelty and astonishing tenderness. Culturally, the relief would be profound

Imagine, for a moment, a world without apes. No chimpanzees knuckle-walking through the fading forests of Gombe. No gorillas staring with unnervingly human eyes from the misty volcanoes of Rwanda. No orangutans drifting like rusty ghosts through the crumbling canopies of Borneo. Now, extend the thought experiment: a world not merely devoid of our closest biological cousins, but a world that has consciously, proudly declared itself anthropoid free . No more Planet of the Apes to trouble

The economic benefits, too, would be staggering. Vast tracts of Central African and Southeast Asian rainforest, currently patrolled by underfunded and outgunned park rangers protecting apes from poachers, could be reclassified. Timber, palm oil, and coltan mining—the minerals in your smartphone—could proceed without the awkward obstacle of an endangered species’ habitat. The billions spent on sanctuaries, anti-poaching drones, and ecotourism logistics could be redirected into, say, colonizing Mars. After all, you can’t trip over a mountain gorilla on the dusty plains of Ares Vallis.

The problem with anthropoids is not that they exist, but that they mirror . A chimpanzee using a twig to fish for termites is not merely a clever animal; it is a crack in the philosophical fortress of human exceptionalism. A gorilla signing “I am sad” in American Sign Language is not a parlor trick; it is a lawsuit against the very concept of the soul as a human monopoly. The anthropoid is a living, breathing, knuckle-walking refutation of our most cherished fictions: that tool use, language, self-awareness, culture, and grief are ours alone. To be “anthropoid free” would be to scrub the looking glass clean.

The essay you have just read is, therefore, nonsense. Deliberate, provocative nonsense. Because the moment you truly imagine an “anthropoid free” planet, you realize it is not a place of liberation. It is a place of loneliness. It is a museum with only one exhibit. The great apes are not a problem to be solved; they are a question to be endured. And as any honest humanist—or any honest ape—will tell you, the only interesting questions are the ones that stare back.