Adventures Of A Rookie Superhero -

But that’s the thing about rookies. We don’t start with the world-ending meteors. We start with the small things. The things that prove we care more than we fear.

—crashing through a laundry line, getting tangled in a bedsheet, and landing face-first in a dumpster full of expired yogurt. adventures of a rookie superhero

The cat saunters over, looks down at me, and meows. It sounds suspiciously like laughter. But that’s the thing about rookies

I jump.

Here’s a draft for a short story or opening monologue titled Title: Learning to Fly (One Disaster at a Time) getting tangled in a bedsheet

“Three… two… one… heroic stupidity,” I whisper.

Tonight is my first real patrol.