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“I’m a man of faith, not a man of waterproofing!” he protested, shielding his face.

, still in full Captain Jack Sparrow regalia but with reading glasses perched on his kohl-rimmed eyes, was explaining to Penélope Cruz the proper way to balance a stolen lemon on a bottle of rum. She, as the fierce Angelica, countered by stealing his lemon and hiding it in her cascade of black curls. actores de piratas del caribe 4

Nearby, (Blackbeard himself) sat in a canvas chair, sipping tea from a thermos. His costume, a tangle of smoking fuses and leather, looked less like piracy and more like a rock-and-roll apocalypse. He was knitting a tiny purple scarf for his granddaughter. “The trick,” he rumbled to Geoffrey Rush (the ever-scheming Barbossa), who was sharpening his wooden leg with a file, “is to terrify the crew before lunch. After lunch, they’re too sleepy for a proper mutiny.” “I’m a man of faith, not a man of waterproofing

And somewhere in the background, a sound guy dropped a coconut, and the entire cast of Pirates 4 —villains, lovers, and lunatics—burst into genuine, un-piratical laughter. Nearby, (Blackbeard himself) sat in a canvas chair,

“You’re a terrible missionary, Philip,” Syrena teased, flicking water at him. “You can’t even convert a water bottle to stay dry.”

Rush chuckled, a dry, parrot-like squawk. “Hector always preferred after-lunch betrayals. More digestive biscuits available.”

Cruz finally produced the lemon from her hair. “See? Real pirates don’t need maps. Just good hiding places.”