JANINE It's a DVD player. And this (holds up a disc in a paper sleeve) is DVD9. A time capsule of pure, unadulterated teaching.
JANINE Gregory, I have a question. If you had a time machine, would you go back and tell your younger self something? abbott elementary s02e12 dvd9
SIDNEY Ms. Teagues, this man is wrong. Division is not based on emotion. JANINE It's a DVD player
AVA Fine. But if we're doing a lesson on failure, we're using my favorite example: my third marriage. Lasted nine days, too. We called it "DVD9" because he was a disc– he kept spinning. unadulterated teaching. JANINE Gregory
The screen flickers. Grainy 480p footage appears. MR. CRUMBLE (50s, manic eyes, stained tie) stands in front of a whiteboard that says "MATH IS A LIE."