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(quietly) Thanks.

They’re serving “figgy pudding” in the cafeteria. It’s just a canned pear with a marshmallow on fire. You in?

[The room is dim, lit only by a small lava lamp and the hookah’s glowing coals (prop vapor only). AVA passes out candy canes. BARBARA sips tea, visibly annoyed but staying.] abbott elementary s02e10 bdscr

[Gregory tries to lead a “holiday STEM” lesson using a single battery and a red LED. Students are not watching – they are building a fort out of old worksheets.]

[Janine sneezes – she’s allergic to the peppermint oil. Gregory hands her a tissue without looking at her.] (quietly) Thanks

(to Gregory, who’s nursing coffee) I’m reviving the Abbott Secret Snowflake. Last year, someone got Mr. Johnson a single cashew.

[Final shot: The Abbott staff crowded into Ava’s tiny office – Jacob is crying over a “buddy the elf” meme, Melissa is arm‑wrestling Mr. Johnson for the last gingerbread man. The camera pulls back to show a hand‑drawn sign on the door: “HOLIDAY HOOKAH – BYO SPIRIT.”] You in

(to camera / talking head) I’m doing “Holiday Hookah” in my office. It’s not tobacco – it’s peppermint bark vapor. It’s festive. It’s calming. And it’s how I’m getting through Janine’s fourth email about “team bonding equity.”